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Question 1: Thoughts on Group?

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~liquidicewolf asked the following:

"What are your general opinions on the rest of the party? Including No legs."


Hmmm...that’s good for a first question. Let’s begin.

Matt, to be honest, is not very high on my “Favorite People” list. He’s got this idealism that’s very infectious, and he obviously has a lot of passion and energy in his life. Sometimes I look at him and I get jealous at how much he sees in life. The optimism he holds for life is a quality that everybody would want.

But beyond that, he’s a pretty boring person. His top three topics of discussion would be beer, swords, and beer. Not much to shoot the breeze with. And often he gets off on those weird tangents where he would propose one of his theories on how the world works. His lack of intelligence doesn’t help.

He was pretty sad when I told him last week that no, beer does not come from the Fountain of Youth.

As for Natalie, she’s a pretty girl to have around. She’s got a perfect rack, hips to die for, and an nice little a-

...Alright, alright, I’m trying to cut down on the “inappropriate references,” Natalie, calm your ti-

Okay, maybe I get what you mean.

Anyways, Natalie. I’ll have to admit she’s the glue that holds the team together. Whenever the group gets into arguments, she’s always the one that resolves everything. It’s like something magical. She’s always working to keep us all happy, and...yeah, I guess I can appreciate what she does for us. Natalie’s the sharpest of us all. Well, except for me, of course.

Only thing that bugs me about her is that she keeps getting all googly-eyed for Matt and thinks nobody knows. She might as well propose to him right now.

No, Natalie, I’m not going to take that comment back. It’s obvious anyways.

Anna...I have to admit I didn’t think much of her at first sight. But as I got to know her better, I realized that she had a pretty intriguing character. She can be pretty talkative, but not in an irritating way like Matt; she’s always got plenty to say on something. Anna’s pretty resilient too. She won’t let anything bring her down, and she’ll fight with determination to the very end.

She loves short walks in the forest, especially in autumn. And not many people know that she has a particular liking for cocnut ice cream. Sometimes she whispers in her sleep, in a cute way. And there’s a grace she brings with her when we’re fight-

What’s so funny, Natalie? Wait, what do you mean it’s obvious? I don’t get-it’s not that kind of obvious! Quit laughing, Natalie, don’t take my words the wrong way.

Look, see, I can say just that much about NoLegs! He uh...um...likes cats? And cat food?

...

Okay, to be honest, I don't really care for him. I'm sure he's probably some reincarnated cat king or whatever, but I have no clue on what he's like. Only Matt and Natalie know.

But that doesn't necessarily mean-

Stop snickering, Natalie.

Matt! You too?! Guys, stop it...
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