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Question 5: Why no Army clothes?

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AskLanceEBF

Published: Mar 11, 2013

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~PtolemaiosLS asked the following"

"why are you wearing a common T-shirt and no army/war/guns related outfit?, you are a gun freak after all."</span>

What kind of a question is that?

Are you saying we have to wear our battle gear 24/7? Come on, asking me that is like asking me if I carry a fifty-pound gun on my back when I use the restroom.

Naturally, we wear more casual clothes when we’re not in combat. I like wearing T-shirts with cargo pants. Matt apparently wears a tee over long sleeves with jeans, Anna prefers a polo with gym shorts, and Natalie...

Natalie likes to wear p-p-p-p...

Pants.

Oh god, Natalie, stop waving your legs around like that. It’s indecent!