AskLanceEBF

~Darkgon01 asked the following: "(Matt suggested I do this) How would you act if you were to meet [link]?"

~TheIceBender asked: "What is your favorite summon and why?" The Praetorian will have to be my choice. Does a fair bit of damage, and gives me more power behind my bullets. I'm pretty glad I managed to hack that thing. Pretty hard reprogramming its core and S2 Engine, but it was well worth the effort.

~PtolemaiosLS asked the following: another question that I did to your other split personality (or alternate universe or whatever) "powerful and deadly nuclear reactors or unlimited clean solar energy?" Hmmmm... Sweet warheads reactors with a limited supply of fuel, or satellite-mounted cannons solar panels with potentially infinite power, but a fraction of the bang for more buck? RAAAAAAAAAWR! I'll rely on solar panels once the world around me is a charred wasteland.

~Madame-Meepers asked the following: "What is your favourite food?" This dish. I drink 'em four at a time, and eight in a day to keep me going. Natalie keeps telling me to limit it to two or three, but we all know how useful her advice actually is. After all, she won't stop that weird shaking whenever I look at her. After that, I find MREs palatable. Matt says they stop his digestive system when he eats them, but he doesn't get it's an acquired taste.

~KaoTheHedgehog asked the following: "I would like to hear your opinion on the dreaded Cosmic Monoliths. I'm surprised to see that the party has obtained one such specimen to aid you in battle. Please share your thoughts." It's creepy as hell. I know it's just a hunk of sentient rock, but it's still rather spooky. Sure, it looks like one of those slabs in a movie I saw with astronauts and some evil AI, but the etchings on it are rather unnerving. Not to mention we got it from a bunch of flashing graphics or something. There's definitely something fishy about that. It's a joke when you're wearing clothes that can ward off the elemental ene

~ForesakenFortres asked the following: " Hey Lance, how did you get the Valkyrie Tank?" It was actually an asset provided for me by my father for the operation. It's a pretty standard vehicle in the Obsidian military. You've got your main gun, a custom grille mounted on the front, and an assortment of custom- Wait, did I say "Obsidian"? Um, I take it all back. That's classified information.

~Madame-Meepers asked me "What's the first thing you would do if you were turned into a girl?" Well, I'll find Anna and propose to her! Oh wait, I already did that. WHAT DID YOU THINK I WOULD DO.

~Ask-MattEBF asked the following: So 2 questions. 1. You have your tank Oblivion right so do you have a plane that does airstrikes? Or does your tank do that? Haha, to be honest, I actually don't know. It's like they come out of thin air. Perhaps they come from hammerspace, like your swords? Or from North Korea? Wait never mind. Not from those guys. Lance Be honest do you hate me? Ummm...yes and no. Sometimes you can be a great friend and other times you can be a selfish manchild. I sometimes feel like a freeloader with no purpose in life when I'm with you and Natalie and Anna. Like I had no purpose in my life and I decided to hop on

~Ask-NatalieEBF asked the following: "What would you do if you were pregnant?" Natalie! So that's your fetish, eh? I would have thought you to be above those lecherous fangirls but it seems you proved me wrong. I didn't know you could be so perverted, especially in something that's anatomically impossible. Now I've got something against you next time you accuse me of being a pedophile. Oh, and by the way, the correct term is ephebophile.

~yasmyn64 asked the following: "Lance, are fell in love with Anna? *w* ((LancexAnna))" ABORT ABORT ABORT